Can I Have a Mug of the Water?

... this would be the literal translation of one episode of my bad French.

Things I saw on vacation:

• Fashionable clothes everywhere - boys get ready for tight ankle jeans... they're coming like it or not
• Millions of pidgeons
• Serge Gainsbourg, Jean-Paul Sartre, and Simone de Beauvoir's gravesites

Things I didn't see on vacation:

• Fat people
• Gangsters/thugs working at airline counters
• Cheeseburgers